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Flashback to the fashion-challenged 90’s (though not nearly as terrifying as the neon splattered 80’s) and you’d find me charging through...

Paper Heart

My career as an eavesdropper started early. I single-handedly ruined my own belief in Santa and birthday should-have-been-surprises on...

Post-its and Promises

My grandmother became eligible for her Screen Actors Guild card at the age of 80, but she was famous before that - known primarily for...

The Google Monster

There is a device you can affix to a car that only allows it to start after you blow into a breathalyzer to make sure you're fit to...

Lightning Bug Lessons

They’re everywhere. Caravans of families in cars, on planes, in hotel rooms and rented homes, in Grandma’s basement, sprawled out on...

10 Ways to Stomp Out Step-Mama Drama

Divorce was a dirty little word in my upbringing. Woe was she who bore the scarlet letter of shame. And then it happened to my family....

Just Chute Me

There are many things I believe would make my life perfect. But I’ve narrowed it down for the Genie in the Lamp (hang with me... it’ll be...

What I (Don't) Know About Depression

I was one of the last people left that would take his call, and he knew it. A year had passed since he’d last exercised the option. Now...

Don’t Blink : Staring Down the Scary Stuff Your Teenagers Do

(Originally published April 2014) Don’t blink. I repeat: DO NOT BLINK. All you parents of tween/teenagers: stock up on the Visene....

HEATHER HOHENWARTER